Fernley, not his real name, yet everyone calls and knows him as Fernley. Master of Hydrogen peroxide.
He is dying his pigeons’ feathers from a Payne grey to a bright blond. “Just as your misses get her hair done for the night out, I make this hen looking great” he accounts. Using Hydrogen peroxide, he achieves the most desirable “platinum blonde” around.
Nigel Barden is the food & drink presenter on the Simon Mayo Show on BBC Radio 2
